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seen student artwork that incorporates a baby, a flaming pile of dollar bills, a
nuclear explosion and a McDonald’s wrapper within one image. Look, they say,
all human life is here: it must mean something. But this is the visual equivalent of
Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture with added reverb and a drum’n’bass backing: the
cacophony simply prevents us from seeing the meaning.
Labeling, above all, is to be avoided at all costs. The days when you could depict
Uncle Sam wearing a hat with Government printed on it rowing a boat labeled
Economy while tipping out a handful of urchins labeled Unemployed rightfully
died out in the early 19th century – and yet illustrators are still asked to label their
artwork today. I nearly always refuse, unless the wording can be incorporated into
the image in a meaningful way. The destruction of a building bearing the sign
Internet Hotel seems, to me, to be a reasonable request; the sinking of a boat
labeled Fair Deal does not.
When you execute an original idea successfully, you can confidently expect to
be asked to reproduce it within a few months. I’ve drawn cakes for the 20th birthday
of Channel 4, the 10th birthday of Sky television, the carving up of Channel 4, the
first birthday of satellite channel E4, and the 50th birthday of ITV – all for the same
newspaper. I’ve blown up computers, telephones, televisions and video recorders,
and I’ve tattered the flags of at least half a dozen of the world’s top blue-chip
companies. And I’ve completely lost count of the number of company logos I’ve
pasted onto the backs of poker cards.
The hard part is keeping each new version as fresh as the first. I’ve often made
the mistake of assuming that readers will find the repetition of the same idea
tedious: but it is a folly, for the stark truth is that readers of publications cast barely
a glance at the image that an illustrator has sweated blood over. Illustration, for the
most part, is simply the ephemeral wrapping that’s discarded once it’s done its job
of selling what’s inside.
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